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Lloyd has been photographed in a jail cell (and many agree he should be imprisoned), yet he’s remained free since his birth in Brooklyn…but give it time.

After graduating from Arizona State (a.k.a. “the University whose football team has never won a national championship”), Lloyd returned to New York City (and his parents promptly moved from New York to Arizona…humm). Realizing he had to support himself (and thinking his schemes to steal millions too risky), he worked nine years at a global accounting firm before becoming a corporate executive with assorted multinationals (they let him travel the globe on their dime – what’s a zoom call?).

Lloyd and his perfectly perfect partner who shall remain nameless (Colleen preferred anonymity) hide out at multiple undisclosed locations (including a multi-acre spread in a rural part of New York State). Lloyd also has two daughters, though they’ll vehemently deny it…can you blame them?